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ARTICLES

• Cancer’s Cruelest Cut: Hair
• Paragraphs and Pointlessness: A Request
• Venus De Limbo
• Nod, Nod, Wink, Wink
• Downturn Abbey
• What Are You Waiting For?
• ’Twas The Night Before Christmas
• No Harm Done
• Writing My Way Back From Cancer
• Ryan McGinness Works (A Lot)
• The British Invasion of Hannah Ware
• Maria Menounos: One Hot Doggie Mama
• Absolutely Nothing To Discover: Lily of the Valley
• Absolutely Nothing to Wolf Down: Jelly Roll
• Absolutely Nothing To Chew On: Crunchie Bars
• Absolutely Nothing To Cook: Toad In The Hole
• Absolutely Nothing Going On: When The Other Choux Drops
• Absolutely Nothing To Buzz About: A Sweet Little Love Story
• I Do Like To Be Beside The Seaside: A Nostalgic Trip
• Absolutely Nothing To Grow: I Say Tomato...
• Absolutely Nothing To Smile About: The Tale of Monsieur Lapin
• Absolutely Nothing To Sniff At: Peaches
• Absolutely Nothing To Lick: Gelato
• Absolutely Nothing To Cook: Meringues​

REVIEWS

• All Natural: A Skeptic’s Journey
• Mary Roach’s Gulp
• Mrs. Robinson’s Disgrace
• Pot, Inc.
• Fifty Shades of Green
• Of Facts and Factoids: Browser’s Delights from Schott, Fiske and Shenkman
• Girl Hunter: Georgia Pellegrini Shoots, Cooks and Eats
• David Servan-Shreiber Says Goodbye
• A Fresh Look At Captain Scott’s Epic Journey To Antarctica: The Lost Photos
• South With The Sun: A Swimmer’s Cold Journey

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FICTION

• Coup-de-Grâce

POEMS

• There’s No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
• The Marlboro Man: Forever In Blue Jeans
• Dr. X Has A Secret: July 1957
• Echocardiogram 
• Being Cured
• Rembrandt Stares at Himself: Amsterdam, 1659
• New Spectacles, 1727
• Bridezilla Has A Plan — Victoria Marries Albert: Chapel Royal, St. James’s Palace, 10 February 1840
• The Death Of Venus: Florence, 1476
• Aelgifu of Northampton Falls For The Leader of the Pack, 1016
• OMG! What Hath God Wrought! Aboard The Sully, 1832
• Hedy Lamarr, Liz Taylor, and Elizabeth II Meet In The Ladies Room
• 1672: Newton Puts Two and Two Together, Finally
• New Year’s Day, 1912
• Friendship 7 Splashes Down and Almost Undiscovers the New World
• Chernykh Discovers Asteroid #3656, Hemingway, Ukraine, Aug 31, 1978
• What Ronnie James Owes Attila The Hun: 421 AD
• 1942: Nikola Tesla Takes A Walk Around The Block
• Rearview
• 401(k)
• Whatever The Other Life Brings
• Long Ago and Oh, So Far Away
• Packing Heat At The Tinder Box Lounge​
• Sweet Nothings
• California Shrimp Salad With Avocado Cream Dressing
• Beef Burgundy Hero
• Layered Vegetable Salad
• Swiss Mix
• Lights, Camera, Action!